Resident Evil: Retribution Trailer
Paul W.S. Anderson and Mila Jovovich must be stopped. No seriously this shit is getting out of hand. This is what the 4th or 5th Resident Evil movie and only one of those was even remotely decent? I’ll give it to Anderson, he fully believes in the “If you’re gonna do something shitty, make sure you smear it all over the walls” philosophy. At this point Paul W.S. Anderson has become the answer to the question of “What would happen if Uwe Boll had a Michael Bay budget?” question. This movie looks terrible. But that’s par for the course with these. The last one looked like absolutely shit and the reviews for it proved it. Because I hate myself sometimes, I saw the last Resident Evil on Netflix and even though it was free, I still wanted to demand my money back. Yet here we are, with yet another Anderson/Jovovich masterpiece of shittery. If you don’t feel like watching the whole trailer I’ll sum it up for you: Its just like all the other trailers before it. It has lots of explosions, Jovovich throwing things at the camera for that “3D effect”, slow motion, Anderson focusing on close ups of Jovovich cause he thinks his wife is hot when she isn’t, slow motion, almost nothing to do with the actual video game series and, oh did I mention slow motion? Yeah.
Oh wait and a bunch of people that died before are back in this movie. Cause…..fuck it why not? Going to see this movie should get you automatically committed cause it’s clear you are a danger to yourself.